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8 simple rules for dating my daughter book

Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object.

Movies with a strong romance or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay.

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.

Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.

Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.